Thursday 6 October 2011

Top Funny riddles


Riddle: I travel all around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: I am a stamp.

Q: What is the only thing you can break when you say it’s name?
A: Silence.

Q: Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What is the difference between here and there?
A: The letter “t”.

Q: When does a joke become a father?
A: When the catch line becomes apparent (a parent).

Q: What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?
A: United = Untied

Q: What word is it from which the whole may be taken and yet some will be left?
A: Wholesome

Q: What is the most difficult train to catch?
A: The 12:50, because it’s 10 to 1 if you catch it.

Q: What tongue can wag and yet never utter a word?
A: The tongue of your shoe.

Q: What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?
A: What the ant eats.

Q: What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
A:Stone = (St)one.

mad cow



Two cows are standing around one day when one cow says to the other,
“So what do you think about this mad cow disease?” The other replies,
“What the hell do I care, I’m a goddamn helicopter!”


crazy Student



Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A- His last battle !
Q- How do u stop acid indigestion?
A- Stop drinking acid !
Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A- At the bottom of the page !
Q- What's the main reason for Divorce?
A- Marriage!
Q- Ganga flows in which state?
A- Liquid state !
Q- When was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A- On his birthday !
Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes amongst 6 people?
A- By preparing mango shake